Hi, I’m Geoff Halpin, a 61-year-old Perth Comedian who has started late in Stand-Up comedy because I was busy failing at having a ‘normal’ career. Eventually I got beaten into submission by my rebellious psyche. My comedy isn’t just jokes; it’s stories, rants, and provocations about the absurdities of life, furry bloody witchcraft, and the things that bond us in the strangest ways.

The Storyteller

Stand-up comedy is about the punchline. Mine is also about the journey I take you on: a move to England for a Pommie wife and the chaotic adoption of five ferrets, culminating in a bizarre bonding experience that involves a piercing I didn’t ask for. It’s a true story. And a killer twist.

The Social Critic

Ever feel like you’re taking crazy pills? I specialize in the universal frustrations of daily life—like trying to order a half-pint of Guinness from a bar person who doesn’t know his glass sizes. It’s a sharp, relatable rant about generational gaps, being gaslit by a “bad actor,” and the private conversations we all have with ourselves when no one else should be listening.

The Provocateur

I heard that comedy clubs are Satanic temples and Open Mics were baby BBQs. After 40 years as a Christian, I was ready for “the dark side.” Turns out, the Church has been looking for Satan in all the wrong places. How disappointing. But it’s resulted in some dark, daring, and fearless material that asks the big questions, like “What’s that gonna do to my whites, eh?”

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